EID MOBAROK SMS

Eid Mubarak SMS

→ An occasion to cherish and be close to loved ones,
to be able to break free from our differences,
bring joy in other people’s life
is to celebrate the true spirit of Eid.
→ Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,Ameen.Eid Mubarak.
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This is my style for giving Eidi
→ No great verses,
No pieces of art.
Just two special words
straight from the heart.
EID MUBARAK.
→ May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.
→ Please accept my heartfelt felicitation
on the auspicious occasion of Eid,
wishing you every success,
God Bless you and your family.
→ Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!jublications become a past of your eid and your life….!
EID MUBARAK
→ Happy Eid Mubarak
I know its too early.
But l have hundreds of Pretty girls and boys to wish.
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties 1st…..!
→ With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..
This comes to say!
May this Eid day be wonderful for you..
→ Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”So,n your life all moments bring EID for you….
Wish You…EID MUBARAK
→ I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease
the suffering of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarak…
→ May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid
and
May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity success and happiness.
Wish you a Happy Eid Mubarak
→ May this…Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,Eid bring God Endless Blessings,Eid bring fresh love…
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes.
→ Here comes the day, once in a blue moon.
With chanda mama shining up bright
And blessing everyone. Her love so tender, merciful.
Shining down on the earth wishing usEid Mubarak
→ May the magic of this EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends
& may it fill ur HEART wid wonders.
EID MUBARAK
→ Look Outside…
It’s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you…
Trees Dancing for you…
Birds singing for you…
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**
→ Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you beleive in,
the dream you love the bestEid Mubarak


→ All that is in the heavens
and the earthglorifieth Allah; and
He is the Mighty,
the Wise.
The Holy Quran [ 57:1]
Eid Mubarak to You.

→ Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak.
→ The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!"Eid Mubarak"
→ Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thouts
because it’s meant for you.
→ May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK

EXAM SMS

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
→ First line to write in exams:
“All the answers written below
are imaginary and work of my creative mind.
Any resemblence to text book
is unintentional and purely accidental”
→ What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is…. that deep,
wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new,
just 1 day before EXAM.
→ The Law Says
“If U Can’t Convince Them
Then At least Confuse Them”
Do You Know Which Law It Is?.
.
.
This Is
“Law Of Answering In Examination”
→ Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…
Same rules should be applied in Examz!
(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.
(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
→ According to newton’s 4th law for exams-
every book will continue to be at rest
or covered with dust
until some
external or internal exam moves it!
→ Education is an organized system
through which we waste half of our life
to learn how to waste
the remaining half of our life!
→ The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…
A Bomb Should Have Fallen
Instead Of
An Apple On NEWTON…:D
→ Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
→ Principles of student life.
Love your bed, Its your temple.
Relax in the days, so that you can sleep at night.
Books are holy, so dont touch.
→ All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
→ Fights for friends.
Joyful trips.
Examination fever.
Suspense of results.
Making parodies of teachers.
Joking with juniors.
Carefree laughters.
Gossips about affairs.
Just everything….
People call it ill manners.
We call it life.
→ Teacher: What is the difference between
Landline and Mobile Phone..?Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger
while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.
→ If a paper comes very tough in exam.
Just close your eyes for a moment.
Take a deep breath and say loudly..
.
.
This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again.

→ Take chit in the exam,
scratch and show to your nearest teacher
win a trip to principal’s office
and enjoy 3 days holiday at home
Hurry, offer valid till exam last!!!!
→ A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
→ What is
M A T H S…..?.
.
.
.
.
.
.
M-Mental
A-Attack
T-To
H-Healthy
S-Student
→ How many days it will take to read a book of 1000 pages?
writer: 6 months
doctor: 2 months
lawyer: 1 monthprofsr: 1 week
student: only in one night right before the exam.
→ How 2 spnd 3hrs in xam hall?
(2pm to 5pm)
2:00- 2:10 writ d reg no&sub cod
2:10-2:40 read crfuly d instrctn given
2:40-3:40 read d questn paper twice
3:40-4:15 see if you understand any question
4:15-4:20 ask 4 water & drnk
4:20-4:50 check whether u’ve filled al d details carfuly
#Last 10 mnts relax..

→ To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
→ Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
→ My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
→ Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!
→ Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
→ It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
→ Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
→ eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
→ “The probability of a topic
coming in exam increases exponentially,
if one decides to leave the topic completely….”

→ Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
→ To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
→ Congratulations!
Good news for Harvard University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.StopDreaming&StartStudying.com
→ WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
→ Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

→ A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100″
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!

MARRIAGE SMS

sms marriage
marriage sms

Marriage SMS

→ Don't marry the person you want to live with...
Marry the one you cannnot live without...
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..
→ A Diplomatic Husband 2 Wife:
"Hw do U expect Me 2Remembr
Ur Birthday Wn U Nvr Look any Older"
→ Wife: where ‘ll you take me on our 10th anniversary?
Husband: We’ll go to African jungle safari.
Wife: Nice. And on our 25th anniversary?
Husband: I’ll bring you back.
→ Wife to Husband :
“You spent
6 nights creating a
45 minute Powerpoint
to explain Why You
Don’t have 5 minutes
to Clean out the Litter Box.?”
→ Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this,
I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
→ They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank
→ A couple had a fight one night
Going to bed Husband says:
Good night mother of my 3 kids.
Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
→ Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
→ Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
→ Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
→ Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
→ Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything!
→ After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
→ For the fools marraige are burden.Marraige is the happy begining of 3rd phase of life.It is to share responsibility,having ligal relations in society.Married life becomes happy when u see the smile on ur childs face!
→ A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
His father replied, "So what do you want? sympathy?"
→ What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


→ Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in&
Those inside are desperate to come out..


→ True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!


→ A Tiger was giving wedding party to his frnds..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage.......
→ Why do Indian women want same husband in next life too??.
.
Bcoz
.
.
Efforts taken by her to change him in this life will not b wasted!! ;-)
→ Wife: Last night I saw a dream that u were sending me jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, and I saw your dad paying the bill! Some people always throw stones in your path. It depends on you what you make with them. Wall or Bridge? Remember you are the architect of your life.
→ Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If u find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.

→ Angry Husband sends SMS to Father-in-law : Your Product not matching my requirements.
Smart Father-in-Law : "Warranty Expired..Manufacture not Responsible."
→ My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale

→ Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!


→ Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .

Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .

Both Are Mistaken


→ My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.
→ ''MARRIAGE''
Is Nature's Way
Of Preventing
''PEOPLE''
From Fighting With
''STRANGERS'' ... ;->
→ Secret of Happy Marriage - ACCEPT -
Attraction,
Communication,
Commitment,
Enjoyment,
Purpose,
Trust.
Follow these and dat home of urs will be heaven.
→ Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock
→ philosophy Of Life :
? At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !
→ Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!
→ A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”
→ What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn’t Trust me & I dont Understand her.
→ Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
→ First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience
→ Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”
→ Brain is very important part of body,
It is active 24 hours.
.
365 days,.
.
it starts working, when you born
and work till you.
.
.
.
Get Married…
→ The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
→ Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..
→ Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
→ “When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense
→ One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
→ It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered
→ Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
→ Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
→ Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
→ After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
→ Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
→ Marriage is very important part of life.
You know why??
?
?
?
?
Because
“Life is not only about happiness”
→ Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.
→ Behind every Successful man
there is a satisfied woman.
But behind every satisfied woman.
there is an exausted man.

→ Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 waitshe:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?He:ofcourse! over n over!She:have u ever cheated on me?He:No!y r u even asking?She:will u go on wid me on picnic?He:every chance I get!She:will u hit me ?He:R u crazy?I’m not [...]

→ Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?
She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
→ Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
→ Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
→ The most effective
way 2 rememberur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
→ Evolution of Man:
Without Marriage “Spider Man”
On Marriage Day “Super Man”
After Marriage “Gentle Man”
If wife is beautiful then rest of life.
.
.
.
“Watch Man”
→ Wife: You changed after marriage.
Husband: I’ve told you that
“I am not interested in Married womans”
→ Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

Can a woman make you a millionaire?.
.
.
Yes! If you are a Billionaire..!!
→ A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
→ Man 1: I do not want to marry.
Because I am afraid of all women.
Man 2: Get marry soon.
Then you will be afraid of
only one woman and start loving the rest
→ Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
→ What is the height of mixed emotion?
Your mother-in-law falls from the
7th floor on your brand new Mecedes
and you don’t know whether to laught or cry..!
→ There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
→ Wife to husband:
why are you walking around naked.?
Neighbors can see your things.
Husband: So what..!
Wife: They will think I married you for money.
→ Angel said: I can’t be everywhere to help you.
So I created Mother.
Devil Replied: Me to can’t be everywhere.
So I created Mother-In-Law.
→ Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
→ Best way to purpose a girl.
Take her to sea,
Say her to sit in a boat.
Then take the boat in the middle of sea.
Then say Marry Me
or
Leave My Boat.
→ A man walking down a street heard a voice.
“if you take 1 more step,
a brick will fall down and kill you.
He stopped & a brick fell before him.
He went on,
while crossing road he heard again stop,
just a car missed him.
Man asked who are you?
I am your guardian angel”
Man said, Where were you when I got [...]
→ There are many brave men
who are adventurous and
are never afraid to fight.
Some join army,
others get married … ;-
→ Marriage Advice
Whenever you are wrong admit it
Whenever you are right shut up

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as..
.
.
Yet to be seen.

→ A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ...


After Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other ...


And


A Few Years Later
"MAD" Because Of Each Other.

SMILE SMS

smile sms free
sms smile

→ Don not go for looks,
they can deceive.
Don not go for wealth,
even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smilebecoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.
→ Smile is complete
When it begins with your lips
reflects in your eyes and
ends with a glow on your face.
Wish you many such smiling moments
in your life.
→ Dreams makes everything posssible,hope makes everything works,love makes everything beautiful,smile makes all the above keep smiling always.
→ Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
→ No one is born happy.
But all of us are born
with the ability to create happiness.
So today, make others happy.
Flash your sweetest smile.
HAVE A DAY FULL OF SMILES
→ Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
→ A gun can kill someone.
Fire can burn someone.
Wind can chill.
Anger can rage till it tears you apart.
But the power of your smile can heal a frozen heart.

→ Let me guess what U R doing...
Reading book?
Na Na!Listining Music?Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
→ one candle enough to cut darkness.
one true friend enough to make life happy.
one good guide enough for success.
one SMS from you enough to make me smile.
→ Smile For The Ones You Love…
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy…
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes …
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything …
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless …
→ Of all the smiles you received today,
there is a smile you didn’t receive.
A smile not from the lips
but from the heart,
a smile that came from me to you.

→ In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy…
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile…
Birds sings to make me smile….
But my dear,
They dont know that
my smile is incomplete until
I remember your face…
→ Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile.
→ Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.


→ When you smile it like a sunrise to me.
and I want a daily sunrise in my life.
so…
so….
so…..
so……
so keep S*M*I*L*I*N*G
→ If each leaf of a tree is your smile
then I promise you my dear,
I will water it through out my life
to see your evergreen smile forever
→ Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.

Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free.
→ SMILE:
S-Sets You Free
M-Makes You Special
I-Increases Your Face Value
L-Lifts Up You Spirits
E-Erases All Your Tensions
So Please Keep Smile.
→ A smile is a way of
writing your thoughts on your face,
telling others that they are accepted,
liked and appreciated.
so, here’s a big smile for you telling
you that you are appreciated
→ Tears are more truthful than smile
because you can smile in front of everyone
but you will only cry in front of
one who is special for you.
→ It is aS”imple”M”ind touching”I”nteractive”L”ong lasting”E”ffect which Wins the hearts.
Yes..
Its your “SWEET SMILE”
So Keep smiling always,
good morning!
→ If you worry about a trouble it becomes double
but when you smile at it, it disappears like a bubble
so always smile at your problem.
keep smiling
→ Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth
→ Simple music can make you sing,
A simple hug can make you feel better,
Simple things can make you happy.
Hope my simple Hi…!!!
Will make you smile
…Good Morning….
→ Shakespeare said don’t worry!
because if u r worried u get a wrinkle,
So why don’t u smile & get a dimple.
Always smile and be happy
→ Let A Smile
Be Your
Umbrella,
And You’ll
End Up With
A Face Full Of Rain
→ A sad girl was sitting with her boyfriend.
Boy: You are the 2nd most beautiful girl,
I’ve ever seen
Girl: Who’s the first?.
.
.
Boy: It’s YOU! When u smile..!
→ Some times….When I’m all alone.
I close my eyes and think of you…
and the thought of your love worms
me inside and make me smile.
→ In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so BE HAPPY FOREVER

→ A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling&
enjoy the colours of life

→ Smile For The Ones You Love
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless
→ Rose is Famous for Grace…
Advocate is Famous for his Case…
Horses are Famous for Race…
But you are Famous for Smile on your Face…!
have a nice day


→ A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,

So keep smiling&
enjoy the colours of life

→ There is always a reason for everything
A reason to live
A reason to die
A reason to cry,
But if you can’t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason for a while
→ Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng…
→ Someone somewhere dreams of your smile…
and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile.
So whenever you’re lonely…remember its true….
someone somewhere is thinking of you
→ Thousands of languages around this world
but
“smile” can beat them all.
Because
“Smile” is the Language even a BABY can speak..
→ Hey.. Listen .. two people were asking me your details today.
I gave them your address and mobile number.
They will be visiting you soon.
Their names are Joy & happiness.
→ The world is, the world was and the world will be always one.
Whatever you do ,where ever you live and where ever you go.
Always proud to be One Worldian.
Just Love it!
→ Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile
but because your smile itself is a reason
for many others to smile. . .
→ Smile is complete when it begins with your lips,
Reflects in your eyes,&
Ends with a Glow on your face..
Wish you a lot of Smiling Moments in your Life…:-)
→ In our life
happiness is more important than smile
cause smile comes from lips
but happiness comes from the heart
so
BE HAPPY FOREVER
→ In the morning,
sun gazes at me to make me happy
Cool breeze hugs me to see my smile
Birds sings to make me smile
But my dear,
They dont know that
My smile is incomplete until I remember your face
→ A smile costs less than electricity,
But gives more light
So
Always smile & prove that U are the best bulb in Pakistan
Don’t Get Fused!
→ KILL d Stress B4 it Kills U

REACH d Goal B4 it Kicks U

HELP Every1 B4 Sum1 Helps U

LIVE Life B4 Life Leaves U
Keep smiling:-)
→ When I sms you,
I can not see you.
But I know when you read my sms.
A sweet smile will come on your face.
Then I pray to GOD to bless your smile forever
→ In each single day, we smile & laugh so many times!
We never thank god after every smile!
But we do blame him for every tear we cry!!
How strange but true!!
→ Live with no excuses
and
Love with no regrets.
When life give you 100 reasons to cry.
Show life that you have 1000 reasons to smile.
Keep smiling.
→ Without love life waste,
Without story movie waste,
Without my sms ur cell waste &
Without ur smile my sms waste!!
→ Get up from your softy softy bed.
Open your teeny weeny eyes.
Wear that jolly wolly smile.
and say to yourself Good Morning
from me, Have a nice day.

BROKEN HEART SMS

broken heart sms

→ I remember him not as the
one who broke my heart.
But I remember him as the
one who teach me
how to live with a broken heart.
→ I cannot erase from my heart
sweet memories of you
thy tongue sharp as a dart
my poor heart eschew.
→ Everyone in your life
will hurt you sooner or later.
But you will have to decide.
What is more important?
The Pain Or The Person…??
→ Have u ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit
and u just pull the scar off of it over and over again...
→ I know,
She was the the most prestigious GIFT.
I ever received!
But!
Sometimes I really feel
I was just a GAME she played!
→ Real Tears Are Not Those
That Fall From Eyes
And Cover The Face,
But Those That Fall From Heart
And Cover The Soul …
→ So I guess that I'm da loser
Cause u hav found some1 new
But I'm still here, still all alone
Just crying over u

→ When I was a kid.
I wanted to grow up soon.
Now that I grown up,
I realize that wounded emotions
and broken hearts.
→ A LOVELY FACT:
Nobody in the world
can have a crystal clear HEART
Because everyone’s HEART
has some scratches scribbled by their DEAR ONES.
→ I reeally luv YU ... Buh YU luv sum 1 elseWen I Cee U
I cant cloze my eyes
I jus want YU 2 sey how much I care abt YUMey I cud sey YU at sum Timee .....
I Luv YU Mor Than My self
→ Some broken hearts, may never mend,
Some memories may never end,
Some wet tears may never dry,
But my love for you will never die…
→ Wen A Very Sweet N Close Person
Goes Too Far Frm Us,

We May Say Or Not Say
But Our Heart Says 2 Thr Heart:


"U Made Me Alone.."
→ The most critical moment in life.
When someone very special hurts you so deeply,
causes tears in your eyes.
and ask, “What happen”?
but you just reply, “NOTHING”
→ LOVE Is medicine,
For any kind of pain.
But
Be sure that…!
There is no medicine in the world,
For the pain given by LOVE.
→ The saddest wordz by a child,
who lost his parents in tsunami,
standing by the sea shore,
Sea i’ll never forgive you,
even if you touch my feet a thousand times.
→ "Separation"
Is A Wound
That
No One Can "Heal"
But"Rememberance"
Is A Gift
That
No One Can "Steal"

Keep Your Memories Intact
→ My hands never pain
when typing message for you..!
But my heart always in pain,
when there is no reply from you…!
→ Sometimes,i wish certain people wont tell me

that they love me..
wanna know why?

so that i wont waste my time
believing their

sweetest lies....
→ Love and Death
are two uninvited guests
When will they come..?
no body knows
but
both have similar effects
One takes the Heats
and
Other takes its beat.


→ i wish im a stone..

so when d tym comes dat dey want
me out of deir lyfdey can throw me as far as dey cud.
i may break into pieces,

but atleast i wont fil any pain..


→ Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.
→ There r few things
Tat must be don
B4 one says Goodbye
One's Eyes must
4get another's face
One's Ears must
4get another's voice
One's Mind must
4get another's name.
One's Heart must
4get that he/she had loved
that person more than
his/her own life
→ I really love U ... But U love some1 else
When I C U
I can't close my eyes
I just want U 2 say how much I care about U
May I could say U at someTime .....
I Love U More Than Myself

BIRTH DAY SMS

ultra birth day sms see free

→ However you decide to spend
This very special day,
Here’s hoping
it turns out to be
Just right in every way !
Happy Birthday to You
→ It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
Happy Birthday dear friend
→ Ths msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
Dis is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday
→ If kisses were rain, I would send u showers,
If fun was time, i’d send u hours,
If u needed a friend, i’d send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
→ Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.
→ Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
~ Have a Lovely Birthday ~

→ Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,

Happy Birthday to u!

→ Let the God decorate each
golden ray of the sun reaching u
with wishes of success,
happiness and prosperity 4 u,
wish you a super duper happy birthday.
→ wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
→ This msg has No Fat

No cholesterol n No Addictive

This is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday
→ Its a dedicated ceremony,
an aniversary, but not wedding.
The easy way to tell is
its birthday.
Have a smile in all the way
& have a lovely birthday.

→ B – Be yourself

I – invite new challenges

R – Recall past achievements

T – Trust your judgments

H – Have faith in your abilities

D – Desire only the best

A – Affirm your strengths

Y – You’ve got what it takes………
→ It’s a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”.
→ I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday
→ You were crying when u were born

While everybody was laughing there

As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,

Live your life humbly so that

You would b the one laughing when u die

And everybody else would be crying.

Happy Birthday

→ Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
→ Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....
→ A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
→ Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY

A→  smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
→ Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Don’t lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday

→ Wish you a very happy birthday
May life lead you 2 great happiness
success and hope dat
all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.
→ Because you mean so much to me,
I celebrate your birth.
Sharing time and space with you,
Rings my bell for all it’s worth.
→ Whenever your birthday rolls around,
I contemplate once more,
How happy I am that you were born;
The thought makes my heart soar.

I wish your birthdays happened more
→ Some people give the gift
of peace and tranquility
to every life they touch.
They are always who they really are.
They are blessedly reliable,
dependably good,
predictably pleasant,
loved and treasured
by all who know them.
You are one of those people.
You are a gift
of peace and tranquil
→ As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
→ We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.
→ my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U
 

→ A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
→ wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
→ Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
→ Sun likes the Sunday

Moon likes the Monday

But I like one day

That’s your birthday
→ Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday.
→ In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem"s friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."

→ if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
→ A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
→ Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health,
wealth and prosperity in your life.
 

→ If kisses were rain, I would send u showers,
If fun was time, i’d send u hours,
If u needed a friend, i’d send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
→ A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
→ For the world, its just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
.
.
.
.
Happy Birthday my love.

→ May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday
→ Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,

because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair

and when you do hold a party… I bet you will be the one

who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
→ Congratulations to you, my old friend,
Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

You look good for your age, I could say,
But you look good to me any day.

When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
‘Cause I know the mirror doesn’t lie.

You’re aging like me, so you surely can see
That you’re getting to be an old guy.
 

→ Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
→ I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday,

I’m Just Fashionably Late.

I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,

I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.

I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,

But I Didn’t Forget About You!

I Didn’t Forget About Your Birthday;

I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.
→ One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you

crying today.

He told me i have lost my

beautiful star.

It was a day when you were born.

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
→ In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."
→ IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B'DAY 2 U...
→ Birthday
a day
that day.
this day.
brilliant day.
shiny day.
cool day.
bloomy day.
rainy day.
oh yar leave it.
i just want to say.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

→ On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.

May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
→ Hey,
You r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
~~ Happy birthday ~~
→ Birthdays are 4 fun
Enjoy a sticky bun
I’m glad u r my mate
Hope ur birthdays great.
→ Happy birthday 2 u,
Happy birthday 2 u!
You were born in d zoo,
You were born in d zoo,
With d monkeys ‘n donkeys that looks just like u!
→ “Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTS LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.
→ height of diplomacy
forgetting ur girl friends birthday and later telling her

how can i remember your birthday honey, when you never look a year older...
→ Days Come, Days go,
Just like any other Time.
But when its your Birthday,
This is the time for celebrate and shine.
→ Birthday candles, birthday cake, Birthday song, and presents, too...Lots of birthday wishes For the birthday girl--that's you!
→ A birthday means new dreams to dream, new thoughts to think, a whole new year, to try a million good things and you're just the girl to try them, to think them, to dream them. Happy Birthday

→ A lovely 'birthday princess' with such enchanting ways deserves the royal treatment on her special day of days!

May Your Every Birthday Wish Come True!

→ Your birthday is the perfect day
to say I care,
because you will remember me
when u certainly make it a big affair,
and when you do hold a party…
I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair…!!

Belated Happy Birthday
→ Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can”t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U….!
→ No archies card to give,
No sweet flowers to send,
No cute graphics to forward,
just a CARING heart with lovely saying
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
→ ¡Ts
ALways
A
TrEAt
t0
W¡Sh
HaPPy
B¡RtHdaY
T0
S0mE0Ne
s0
swEEEEEt. . . .

"haPPy b¡RThday"
→ The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY
→ A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
→ In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
→ We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
→ A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
→ May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life’s Best Things For You!
→ LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.

→ However you decide to spend
This very special day,
Here’s hoping
it turns out to be
Just right in every way !
Happy Birthday to You
→ I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
this comes with many loving
thoughts & warm wishes
i send 2 u, may ur day be filled
with laughter, on this special day
may the finest things in life
always come ur way Happy Birthday
→ The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you
→ Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!
→ My wishes are silent but true,

Every where they will follow you,

Luck is urs, wishes are mine,

I wish ur present and future will always shine.

***Happy Birhday***
→ I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I

shall talk to you in person there, because I don"t know to express my feelings in SMS.

→ It's your day to celebrate! It's your day to cheer! Now you can eat more birthday cake Than you could hold last year! Now you can laugh louder And enjoy it even more--'Cause this is a bigger birthday Than you've ever had before!
Happy Birthday
→ Birthday Message For Son
I’m So Glad That God Gave Me A Son Like You.
I’m So Proud To Have You As A Son.
I See A Little More Of Me In You With Each Passing Year.
No Matter How Many Birthdays Come And Go, You’ll Always Be My Little Boy.
Happy Birthday Son.
→ May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life’s Best Things For You!
→ I’m So Blessed 2 Have A Friend Like U
This Comes With Many
Loving Thoughts & Warm Wishes
I Send 2o May Ur Day Be Filled With Laughter
On This Ur Special Day & May The Finest Things
In Life Always Come
Your Way Happy Birthday!
→ A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B”DAy
→ In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem’s friend…couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u…happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every fall
→ Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.”HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
→ I missed your birthday (it doesn't mean I don't care)
I feel rotten that I missed your birthday
Oops (I or we) Missed Your Birthday
Belated Birthday Greeting for Kids
Happy Belated Birthday
→ Birthday girl, today's your day! Time to eat cake, sing songs, and play! There are so many ways to have birthday fun--Here's hoping you get to do every one!

Happy, Happy Birthday!
→ It's your birthday, and you know what that means--

You're another year older and another year cooler. Have 365 Days of Fun!
→ Sis, thinking of you
with love on your birthday
and wishing you
everything that brings
you happiness
today and always!

Happy Birthday Sister
I hope your day is special
just like you!
→ Birthday Message For A Daughter
No Matter How
Many Birthdays
Come And Go,
You’ll Always
Be My Little Girl.
Happy Birthday Daughter.
→ On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Smile while you still have teeth.
:D
Many many happy returns of the day
→ A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B"DAy
→ Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
→ A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday …….
→ Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck with:-wishes & prayer
→ Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
→ Age is all but a number.

Age does not matter,

you can party as much as you want.

You’re aged to perfection.

Wishing you a happy and prosperous birthday
→ A home run, a touchdown, a basket, a goal Here's hoping your day is out of control!

Happy Birthday!
→ For a Cool Kid!

It's birthday time again, and WOW!

You're a whole year older now!

So clown around and have some fun

To make this birthday your best one!